Every Alcoholic Drink From The Simpsons Ranked - Thrillist
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If you're a diehard Simpsons fan (spoiler alert: you are), you know there are more drinks out there in the Springfield universe than just Duff Beer. Alcohol is the cause of—and solution to—all of life's little problems, so we've taken a deep dive and ranked every alcoholic (and vaguely-alcoholic) drink that our favorite yellow family has imbibed over their incredible 25-year history. A quarter-century on TV is a perfectly cromulent reason to celebrate.
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